the-sunbird:

This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.

(Source: lavagoth, via ssudsy)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

(Source: bcgold, via ssudsy)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via egberts)

(Source: itadaki-nyasu, via despondence)

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via pizza)

chimerakin:

What?

(Source: groupinou, via krunkidile)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via pizza)

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via moofrog)

firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

buttermilkqueen:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

image

(Source: beeblejuice, via jesuschristvevo)

Rest of the World: Kilometers
America: No
Rest of the World: Celsius
America: No
Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
America: NO
Rest of the World: day month year
America: No
Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
America: HELL YESSSS
UK: wait

(Source: itstheslenderman, via circumcising)

snoggedinabox:

snoggedinabox:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

why the fuck would someone pee an orange

wait

(via bodttle)

justanotherklainer:

frozen-note:

I gave pixel-flux the original 151 (150 oops forgot slowpoke sorry) pokemon pictures and

help me

I’M DYIN G

I CAN’T BTEATHE 

(via moofrog)

(Source: sandandglass, via pizza)