hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

(via honeyiphone)

(Source: maxeth, via whatsacanada)

miles-upsure:

When you and your homies all get online around the same time.

(via helioscentrifuge)

(Source: diamondsxrain, via jesuschristvevo)

spukee:

in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’

(Source: rubeelzebub, via nickiminajvevo)

skeletonsagainstyiff:

heading right to the nearest election center

(Source: holoska, via nickiminajvevo)

sorbus:

sometimes i forget that danny devito isn’t just an abstract concept

(via nickiminajvevo)

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

(via nickiminajvevo)

(Source: jesus-san, via theblackship)

brujon:

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

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(via sniggleon)

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

(via hauntbear)

intensional:

me

(via a-lonely-computer-virus)

norwayspruce:

i-bonesnapper:

There’s a dude on steam who has played Bad Rats for ten thousand hours and his review of the game is “it’s ok”

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he is a god among men

He’s only spend 37 hours in the last two weeks NOT playing that game

(Source: metal-socks, via a-lonely-computer-virus)

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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(via fwips)