jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via circumcising)

stripe-d:

how to shop in two steps :

  1. image
  2. image

(Source: zonation, via maliciousmelons)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via pizza)

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mrtrajkovic:

you need to

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888, via colbysheep)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via pkrockn)

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via goldenfleeces)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via theblackship)

megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

(Source: countdowntoinfinitecrisis, via theblackship)

Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women: ...must be tough.

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

(Source: wandaventham, via whatsacanada)

thedeadhatter:

chaosunit0010:

Why the hell were these guys in prison.

Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.

(Source: penguinsledding, via theblackship)

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via theblackship)