This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like
you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
why the fuck would someone pee an orange