cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
this frickin tag omg
Over 2 light years across and over 2000 light years away from Earth: The Ghost Nebula (Hubble)
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.
I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife.
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ATE 112 MEATBALLS I THINK IM GONNA DIE
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT 112 MEATBALLS??
calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and
my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore
You guys don’t understand
- “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
- then ships
- then OTPs
- then OTPs among OTPs
- then THE OTP