straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

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moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

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crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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Comic Sound Effects by Valve

pybun:

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tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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Borderlands characters + tumblr text posts

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"

all i ever really wanted was to make a difference—even just a small one—for people

that’s my only goal in life beyond making enough money to build a laser strong enough to carve the likeness of my dick onto the surface of the moon

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tumblr user helioscentrifuge (via helioscentrifuge)

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transtrendsetter:

yiffmountain:

dennys:

Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!

dennys what the fuck

is dennys doing ok

(via puddletumbles)

spermbanker:

The worst message I’ve ever received

(via maliciousmelons)

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

(via pizza)

officialhotbabe:

when you close out of the wrong tabimage

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direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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